Wow. I think you need more help than cheap champagne to relax. When was the last time you got laid? Was it me? Oh I bet it was me. Honey, do you need a little help? I don't mind.
Would you prefer someone else? I met a girl that's got a thing for rubber the other night, or there's a bartender from a spot at the corner of Broadway and 70th. I think the girl also works at the kink club swings both ways. I could introduce you.
No this isn't about the champagne anymore. This is so much bigger than that. I'm going to help you get laid. A camera and your hand have to get old eventually. It also explains why you've been carrying so much tension in your back lately.
I also heard that celibacy blocks your creativity.
Mark. You can't ignore me forever. Besides, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Lots of people don't get laid. Look at how boring the Pope is and he never has sex, do you really want to be like that or do you want to be more fun?
Just like I know that if you tell me you're gonna handle it and I trust you, it won't happen and we'll be back where we started next year and all you'll have gotten for Christmas is a new set of blue balls.
I think I'd just rather wait for someone that I find compatible mentally.
I mean, sex is great, ours was great, but I think I need something else, too. Think of it like me being a cross between your hypersexuality and Roger's need for emotional support.
So you're planning on fixing a physical need by waiting for someone you're mentally compatible with? Really?
I can't help it if people find me attractive, Mark. That doesn't make me hypersexual. Also you're telling me if I was laying naked in your bed screaming out for you to take me, you'd turn me down? Because if I remember correctly, you had a hard time saying no to that when we were together.
[ How else was she supposed to win fights? Also using sex to win arguments doesn't make her hypersexual... Or the fact that she will do it with literally anyone at anytime if they say the right thing to her. It's fine and totally normal and doesn't mean she's hypersexual. Definitely. ]
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[ Reason #13123230999 she should always stay single. ]
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Was it me?
Oh I bet it was me.
Honey, do you need a little help? I don't mind.
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It's fine. If she asks, I'll tell her it was an emergency.
[ MAUREEN, NO. ]
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I met a girl that's got a thing for rubber the other night, or there's a bartender from a spot at the corner of Broadway and 70th. I think the girl also works at the kink club swings both ways. I could introduce you.
How do you feel about ball gags?
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You can just admit you drank it.
Really.
Really, it's okay. I'm fine.
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This is so much bigger than that.
I'm going to help you get laid.
A camera and your hand have to get old eventually.
It also explains why you've been carrying so much tension in your back lately.
I also heard that celibacy blocks your creativity.
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just going to stare at the screen
Just gonna gently put the phone down and walk away in quiet contemplation of his life and his choices ]
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2/4?
Mark.
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Besides, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Lots of people don't get laid. Look at how boring the Pope is and he never has sex, do you really want to be like that or do you want to be more fun?
4/5 I LIED
You know I look good naked.
5/5 OKAY DONE
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I mean, sex is great, ours was great, but I think I need something else, too. Think of it like me being a cross between your hypersexuality and Roger's need for emotional support.
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I can't help it if people find me attractive, Mark. That doesn't make me hypersexual. Also you're telling me if I was laying naked in your bed screaming out for you to take me, you'd turn me down?
Because if I remember correctly, you had a hard time saying no to that when we were together.
[ How else was she supposed to win fights? Also using sex to win arguments doesn't make her hypersexual... Or the fact that she will do it with literally anyone at anytime if they say the right thing to her. It's fine and totally normal and doesn't mean she's hypersexual. Definitely. ]
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Is there any possible way for me to plead the fifth in this scenario?