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1. Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution

2. dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists

3. Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?

4. I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film is ruining me.

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There is no way in which that has anything to do with resolving my late project problem!

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it'll help your frustration, trust me.

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I don't think I trust you on this.

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What? Why? I've never lied to you.

You can't use your hand forever

THAT you can ABSOLUTELY trust me on.

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Why wouldn't I? Where is my hand going to go? It's kind of stuck to me.

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Are you serious?

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Do you think I look like a future amputee? Oh my god.

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have you seriously never jerked off

how old are you

[rainbowflavored]

Wait. How did you get that from what I said???

I've jerked off before. I mean I don't do it a lot. It's kind of inconvenient most of the time because there's the whole you have to hide it and then it's a mess and well I don't have a lock on my door.

But... I meant!!! I could use my hand forever because where is it going to go? I'm always going to have my hand.

If you have sex with someone they won't always be there so the hand would be more reliable anyway!

Oh my god. Why are we talking about this anyway? I just wanted to complain about my Science project!

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[ Mark honestly thinks he's found someone more pathetic than he is. Plus side: Kenny's like 17 and can grow out of it. Mark is 23 and bound for Uncool town. ]

okay, really quick, i need to get this out in the open:
everything that you're saying?
I honestly can't decide if it's cute or really sad.

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You're so not going to help me with my science project, I can tell.

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I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.

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Are you pregaming without me?

[moowithme]

Mark. I'm always pregaming. You should know this. I need to keep my artistic talent free and slightly lubricated in case the world calls for my gift to be shared.

[ Ok but is she really talking about her art or her vagina tho? ]

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Are you talking about your art, or something else?

[moowithme]

I am a walking piece of art. I am a gift for the world and this gift is meant to be shared with everyone.

[ Reason #13123230999 she should always stay single. ]

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Right, I get that, but there's a bottle of cheap champagne in the fridge for later and I want to know if you drank it or not.

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Did you put a note on it saying it was for later?

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No, I thought everyone in the house had manners.

[moowithme]

Wow. I think you need more help than cheap champagne to relax. When was the last time you got laid?
Was it me?
Oh I bet it was me.
Honey, do you need a little help? I don't mind.

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[ internal screaming ]

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You're dating Joanne now, Maureen, come on.

[moowithme]

We're kind of on a break right now.
It's fine. If she asks, I'll tell her it was an emergency.

[ MAUREEN, NO. ]