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1. Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
2. dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
3. Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
4. I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film is ruining me.
2. dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
3. Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
4. I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film is ruining me.
Edited 2016-09-11 05:05 (UTC)
There is no way in which that has anything to do with resolving my late project problem!
What? Why? I've never lied to you.
You can't use your hand forever
THAT you can ABSOLUTELY trust me on.
You can't use your hand forever
THAT you can ABSOLUTELY trust me on.
Why wouldn't I? Where is my hand going to go? It's kind of stuck to me.
Do you think I look like a future amputee? Oh my god.
have you seriously never jerked off
how old are you
how old are you
Wait. How did you get that from what I said???
I've jerked off before. I mean I don't do it a lot. It's kind of inconvenient most of the time because there's the whole you have to hide it and then it's a mess and well I don't have a lock on my door.
But... I meant!!! I could use my hand forever because where is it going to go? I'm always going to have my hand.
If you have sex with someone they won't always be there so the hand would be more reliable anyway!
Oh my god. Why are we talking about this anyway? I just wanted to complain about my Science project!
I've jerked off before. I mean I don't do it a lot. It's kind of inconvenient most of the time because there's the whole you have to hide it and then it's a mess and well I don't have a lock on my door.
But... I meant!!! I could use my hand forever because where is it going to go? I'm always going to have my hand.
If you have sex with someone they won't always be there so the hand would be more reliable anyway!
Oh my god. Why are we talking about this anyway? I just wanted to complain about my Science project!
[ Mark honestly thinks he's found someone more pathetic than he is. Plus side: Kenny's like 17 and can grow out of it. Mark is 23 and bound for Uncool town. ]
okay, really quick, i need to get this out in the open:
everything that you're saying?
I honestly can't decide if it's cute or really sad.
okay, really quick, i need to get this out in the open:
everything that you're saying?
I honestly can't decide if it's cute or really sad.
...
You're so not going to help me with my science project, I can tell.
You're so not going to help me with my science project, I can tell.
kenny i'm an artist i don't know shit about protons and physics and life cycles
You should've just said that to begin with! Though it's biology. I thought that was why you were talking about... you know. Which isn't school appropriate. But...
Edited 2016-09-11 08:35 (UTC)
but what? school doesn't teach you a single lick of anything anyway, who cares?
Well, if I start failing my parents really will never take me back.
Besides, school is like what I'm good at! I can't make a career out of dressing up and collecting comics.
Besides, school is like what I'm good at! I can't make a career out of dressing up and collecting comics.
you don't need parents, you have us. you don't need school, either, it's just what big corporations and the government want you to cling to: a failing education system with ideals that aren't properly prioritized. It's a joke.
you'll figure it out, i mean we all did.
[ yeah having no power in new york in the winter is great so's having a literal hole in your roof you're a shining example mark ]
[ yeah having no power in new york in the winter is great so's having a literal hole in your roof you're a shining example mark ]
But I'm not like good at anything... .but school and being a disappointment to my dad.
I don't think you can be like hold on text. Like. Where's the music.
i'm writing something
ok first of all fuck your dad, you don't need him.
What you need is life and to experience it and creativity and positive people. No one ever did that worrying about science projects.
can you spare the cash to bus to new york this weekend? you're going to crash with roger and i and we'll show you actual new york and how actual people are like, not some corporate construct.
ok first of all fuck your dad, you don't need him.
What you need is life and to experience it and creativity and positive people. No one ever did that worrying about science projects.
can you spare the cash to bus to new york this weekend? you're going to crash with roger and i and we'll show you actual new york and how actual people are like, not some corporate construct.
[He's not so sure about all that and he doesn't nearly type half of what he wants to say or thinks.]
...
I can, yeah.
[He's also going to have to construct an elaborate story to keep his mother from freaking out on him.]
...
I can, yeah.
[He's also going to have to construct an elaborate story to keep his mother from freaking out on him.]
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