I've jerked off before. I mean I don't do it a lot. It's kind of inconvenient most of the time because there's the whole you have to hide it and then it's a mess and well I don't have a lock on my door.
But... I meant!!! I could use my hand forever because where is it going to go? I'm always going to have my hand.
If you have sex with someone they won't always be there so the hand would be more reliable anyway!
Oh my god. Why are we talking about this anyway? I just wanted to complain about my Science project!
[ Mark honestly thinks he's found someone more pathetic than he is. Plus side: Kenny's like 17 and can grow out of it. Mark is 23 and bound for Uncool town. ]
okay, really quick, i need to get this out in the open: everything that you're saying? I honestly can't decide if it's cute or really sad.
You should've just said that to begin with! Though it's biology. I thought that was why you were talking about... you know. Which isn't school appropriate. But...
Well, if I start failing my parents really will never take me back. Besides, school is like what I'm good at! I can't make a career out of dressing up and collecting comics.
you don't need parents, you have us. you don't need school, either, it's just what big corporations and the government want you to cling to: a failing education system with ideals that aren't properly prioritized. It's a joke.
ok first of all fuck your dad, you don't need him.
What you need is life and to experience it and creativity and positive people. No one ever did that worrying about science projects.
can you spare the cash to bus to new york this weekend? you're going to crash with roger and i and we'll show you actual new york and how actual people are like, not some corporate construct.
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I've jerked off before. I mean I don't do it a lot. It's kind of inconvenient most of the time because there's the whole you have to hide it and then it's a mess and well I don't have a lock on my door.
But... I meant!!! I could use my hand forever because where is it going to go? I'm always going to have my hand.
If you have sex with someone they won't always be there so the hand would be more reliable anyway!
Oh my god. Why are we talking about this anyway? I just wanted to complain about my Science project!
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okay, really quick, i need to get this out in the open:
everything that you're saying?
I honestly can't decide if it's cute or really sad.
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You're so not going to help me with my science project, I can tell.
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Besides, school is like what I'm good at! I can't make a career out of dressing up and collecting comics.
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[ yeah having no power in new york in the winter is great so's having a literal hole in your roof you're a shining example mark ]
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ok first of all fuck your dad, you don't need him.
What you need is life and to experience it and creativity and positive people. No one ever did that worrying about science projects.
can you spare the cash to bus to new york this weekend? you're going to crash with roger and i and we'll show you actual new york and how actual people are like, not some corporate construct.
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...
I can, yeah.
[He's also going to have to construct an elaborate story to keep his mother from freaking out on him.]
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Again.
I don't want to have to bike all the way to Harlem to pick you up, that's so far away from Alphabet City.
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if i get lost again i might just lay down and die.
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this isn't scary at all
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One day, you're going to be able to see that.
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